*sigh*

Being unemployed is REALLY getting to me. I haven't heard from any of the places I've applied for. I hope something comes up soon, even if it's just a damn checkout chick job. I can't stand not having anything I have to do, and living at home is driving me nuts as well. When oh when will I find some work?

Meet Dan

This is my Dan. He works at the Bathurst Regional Council as a GIS Trainee. He likes Dragonball Z, John Butler Trio, Jagermeister, comedy, Evanescence, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. He plays guitar (I've been serenaded), and seems to be quite obessessed with music, which is fine by me. He appreciates all my little quirks. He likes wearing suits. He likes Bundy Rum, but has cut back on drinking to make me feel more comfortable about my detox. He even brushes his teeth after smoking cos he knows I don't like it. He goes out of his way to make sure everything is ok, he knows that no means no. If he steps over the line, all I have to do is tickle him and he stops. It's awesome! He's always so happy and smiley, it's infectious which means I'm all happy-smiley too.

Isn't he cute? Anyway, he has spectacular blue eyes, and he thinks mine are emerald green, so he's started calling me Emerald. I retaliate and call him Sapphire. Problem is, he likes that nickname! So much for revenge.

I spent the weekend at his place, meeting his family and friends, it was awesome! Be being as shy as I am, I was nervous, but that didn't last long. His sister is a dude, I love her. His friends are all pretty cool as well. Tim is a nut, he was so cut that I beat him at Buzz - twice. Anyway, the weekend was good, Christmas with my family will be good, applying for that IT Traineeship was good... really life is just peachy!

Evanescence, here I come!

Yes, thats right Sydney, Evanescence freaks like myself will be flocking to the Entertainment Centre in February to see Evanescence. You may be wondering how I already know I am going when tickets are onsale tomorrow? Well, presale my dearies, presale!

Actually. there was a bit of a fiasco with the presale tickets. Apparently we needed a password, but we didn't have it! By rights it should have been sent to our email, but no. I had to quickly log onto EvThreads, and thankfully a very nice person posted the password there, it seems Dan and I were not the only ones having the same problem.

amylee. We really should have guessed that one!

Anyway, my adorable sweet Dan got me a ticket as an early Christmas present, and apparently thats not all I'm getting for Christmas!

Also, February 17, when the concert is on, happens to coincide with mine and Dan's 3 month anniversary. Coincidence? I think not!

Cookie

One day Cookie and I went for a walk to the fairy shop to buy magic wands. On the way there we were attacked by a band of the ugliest diseased riddled gnomes you ever saw!

Now I thought we were in serious trouble - ugly diseased riddled gnomes are the meanest, most savage gnomes around. As the evil gnomes advanced on fair Cookie and myself, Cookie started glowing hot pink and emitted rainbow sparks.

I opened my eyes to see that the ugly diseased riddled gnomes were no longer ugly, diseased, or in fact gnomes at all! Cookie turned them all into handsome gentlemenly princes! So we are now living happily ever after with our harem of hot royal guys.

The End.

Cozza

One day Cozza and I were driving to laser tag to kick some butt when suddenly we were pulled over by a car load of no-brain low-life idiot guys. You know the sort, the ones that think they're really hot, but they really need to brush their teeth.

So I thought we were in serious trouble cos our car wouldn't start up again, and these guys are known as being quite the persistant type! As fate would have it, Rossells and the guys were also on their way to laser tag to TRY to kick butt, and they saw the two girls on the side of the road surrounded by yuckiness (by yuckiness I mean guys).

So he pulled over to look at the car. All of a sudden Rossells pulled out his magic light saber and waved it over Cozza's car. We jumped in and sped away from the evil man creatures, never to have to cross paths with them again thanks to Rossells and his magic light saber (which was hot pink).

The End.

Fliss

One day Fliss and I were on our way to the bestest gig EVER when we suddenly realised we were lost. Not only were we lost, we were surrounded by fluffy pink teeny boppers!

We realised that we were done for. There is no way that these insane Britney-imitations were going to let us go to our gig. I was fairly certain they'd make us listen to Jessica Simpson. The situation was growing more and more dire as the seconds rolled by.

Then out of nowhere, Fliss pulled out her magic Mary Poppins-like bag full of awesome band shirts, corset tops, black boots and eyeliner. We attacked the fluffy pink people with all our mighty darkness till every one of them was converted!

So not only were we saved, we took them to the gig with us!

The End.

Dan

One day Dan and I were heading out on a picnic when he suddenly mentioned out of nowhere that he owns a Ford. This was complete disaster! I am a Holden girl myself, and here I was fraternising with the enemy.

Needless to say dinner was a bit cold.

After dinner, we heard a deafening bang and saw a brilliant flash of light - and then hundreds of tiny little leprechauns appeared on our picnic blanket. To start with I thought this was great fun, but that soon changed as the little buggers started demolishing everything they could get their grubby little mitts on!

Then Dan whisked me off in his car, which is a Ford not a Holden, and saved us from being torn apart by cute little leprechauns. So I can't hate Fords TOO much anymore.

The End.