Cookie

One day Cookie and I went for a walk to the fairy shop to buy magic wands. On the way there we were attacked by a band of the ugliest diseased riddled gnomes you ever saw!

Now I thought we were in serious trouble - ugly diseased riddled gnomes are the meanest, most savage gnomes around. As the evil gnomes advanced on fair Cookie and myself, Cookie started glowing hot pink and emitted rainbow sparks.

I opened my eyes to see that the ugly diseased riddled gnomes were no longer ugly, diseased, or in fact gnomes at all! Cookie turned them all into handsome gentlemenly princes! So we are now living happily ever after with our harem of hot royal guys.

The End.

Cozza

One day Cozza and I were driving to laser tag to kick some butt when suddenly we were pulled over by a car load of no-brain low-life idiot guys. You know the sort, the ones that think they're really hot, but they really need to brush their teeth.

So I thought we were in serious trouble cos our car wouldn't start up again, and these guys are known as being quite the persistant type! As fate would have it, Rossells and the guys were also on their way to laser tag to TRY to kick butt, and they saw the two girls on the side of the road surrounded by yuckiness (by yuckiness I mean guys).

So he pulled over to look at the car. All of a sudden Rossells pulled out his magic light saber and waved it over Cozza's car. We jumped in and sped away from the evil man creatures, never to have to cross paths with them again thanks to Rossells and his magic light saber (which was hot pink).

The End.

Fliss

One day Fliss and I were on our way to the bestest gig EVER when we suddenly realised we were lost. Not only were we lost, we were surrounded by fluffy pink teeny boppers!

We realised that we were done for. There is no way that these insane Britney-imitations were going to let us go to our gig. I was fairly certain they'd make us listen to Jessica Simpson. The situation was growing more and more dire as the seconds rolled by.

Then out of nowhere, Fliss pulled out her magic Mary Poppins-like bag full of awesome band shirts, corset tops, black boots and eyeliner. We attacked the fluffy pink people with all our mighty darkness till every one of them was converted!

So not only were we saved, we took them to the gig with us!

The End.

Dan

One day Dan and I were heading out on a picnic when he suddenly mentioned out of nowhere that he owns a Ford. This was complete disaster! I am a Holden girl myself, and here I was fraternising with the enemy.

Needless to say dinner was a bit cold.

After dinner, we heard a deafening bang and saw a brilliant flash of light - and then hundreds of tiny little leprechauns appeared on our picnic blanket. To start with I thought this was great fun, but that soon changed as the little buggers started demolishing everything they could get their grubby little mitts on!

Then Dan whisked me off in his car, which is a Ford not a Holden, and saved us from being torn apart by cute little leprechauns. So I can't hate Fords TOO much anymore.

The End.