It finally happened, Turtle died on me. I was driving Gradgery Lane near mum's when Turtle and a very rough ramp decided to have a fight. Turtle lost and ended up wounded with a cracked sump.
This left me in quite the predicament, seeing as I need a working vehicle. So I used up the rest of my savings and a small loan from my family to buy myself a new second-hand beast: a lovely metallic green 1998 Holden Commodore VT, which does not leak oil or have a fanbelt squeak.
Seeing as there isn't anything else wrong with Turtle, Glenny is going to try replacing the sump and seeing if she will still run. If she works, I'll sell her to the Irish backpackers that work where Turtle is currently residing so they can move on (it'll cost them a small fortune to repair their current car) and replenish my savings account.