Life lesson #1:
Don't expect anywhere to deliver anything nice after midday on a weekend. Even if it is as a birthday gift.
Life lesson #2:
Rainy day weather does not necessarily mean that people stay at home. They crowd the shopping centres that have undercover parking instead.
Life lesson #3:
Just because I leave lots of room behind me when I drive-through park does not mean that the person who parks behind me will stay in their carspace lines. In fact, they're likely to park even closer to the rear of your car making it impossible to pack groceries into the boot.
Life lesson #4:
On the busiest weekends, expect more fuel pumps at the servo to be out of order.
Life lesson #5:
People really do walk faster to get in front of you at shopping centres, so then they can walk slower without being hindered. Seriously, I observed it a lot today. Mostly teenagers. Figures.
Life lesson #6:
The least visible car colours in wet weather happen to be owned by drivers who forget to turn their lights on in the rain.
Life lesson #7:
Even though the Telstra people you dealt with on the phone are awfully helpful does not mean Telstra will actually do it right this time.
Life lesson #8:
I really am turning into my grandmother. God help us all.
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